Because the alarm clock didn't go off, she woke up late.
Because she woke up late, she was in a hurry.
Because she was in a hurry, she ran to school.
Because she ran to school, she fell on the ground.
Because she fell on the ground, a bus rolled over her.
Because a bus rolled over her, she died and went to Hell.
Because she died and went to Hell, she found her grandma and grandfa.
Because she found her grandma and grandfa, she had lunch with them.
Because she had lunch with them, they had to pay for it.
Because they had to pay for it, they had no money left.
Because they had no money left, they sang the "Mom's song" and begged for money from other ghosts.
Because they sang the "Mom's song" and begged for money from other ghosts, the other ghosts kicked them to Heaven.
Because the other ghosts kicked them to Heaven, they robbed money from God and God said "wait a minute".
Because they robbed money from God and God said "wait a minute", they waited a minute but since a minute is a century, the girl saw her father and mother.
Because the girl saw her father and mother, she decided to live with family happily ever after.
1 comment:
nice ... touching ... it makes you laugh but personally i could picture myself being that girl =/ i dunno about the getting kicked outta hell part =/
...interesting read though !
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